Spies are, by nature and necessity, pathological liars who strive to make their endgames justify their meanness.
There will come a time when it isn't 'They're spying on me through my phone' anymore. Eventually, it will be 'My phone is spying on me'.
Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you're dealing with something that doesn't really exist.
The report also said I show great potential as an agent. I figure they must be right, since I successfully broke into a safe to find that out.